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You on ze lizt too, Mr. No Talky To Odine, zo don't think you no get yourz when Odine rize to power and take over world. Your day iz coming, mark my wordz. Anywayz, here ze story: Odine iz very smart, yez, and very conzientouz of fact zat building new secret lab iz hard work and expenzive, zo Odine zay to self: "Why let Bazturd Laguza (He iz now capital "B" bazturd, yez?) run you out of own lab? Odine iz too sexy and smart to be run out of lab by monkey-face Laguza!" Hmm... monkey mixed with Laguza... Odine muzt write zis down for future refereze, yez? Zo I go to old secret lab, confident zat my trapz kept out any unwanted bazturdz and Bazturdz. And what doez Odine find? Odine find mute bazturd love-slave of Laguza camping in Odine Fuzion Lab!!!!! What hiz name? Tard? Yez, zat iz it. Bazturd Tard get locked in by clever Odine trap and inztead of starving to death like good bazturd, he livez on ze flesh of animalz he make with MY FUZION TECHNOLOGY!!!! Needlezz to zay, I waz speechlezz! Imagine zat! Two people in room and no one zay anything! Zen ze Laguza-loving bazturd wave hiz greazy handz all up in Odine face like tard he iz and Odine givez him LEGENDARY FISTICUFFS!!! Squall should have zeen Odine'z imprezzive dizplay of mazculine power and skill! You would have gone gay for Odine, zat for sure. But bazturd iz fat and unaffected by Odine'z fiztz of fury. He catch Odine with sucker punch to jaw. Zen Odine get REAL ANGRY and go for BIG GUNZ! Odine releaze Dogorillaz and Crabbearz and Ligerz and Jagularz! Baztard Tard releaze only one animal, what he call "Harvey Sea", or zome such nonzenze. Odine laugh heartily at hiz small and pitiful animal and ATTACK! Zen Harvey Sea bite all of Odine'z beautiful animalz and zey all die in zecondz!! Truly, Harvey Sea iz a foe to be reckonedz with. With no more animalz to continue battle, Odine forced to make temporary retreat. Of courze, Odine never run from battle, Odine juzt regrouping! Bazturd Tard will regret day he stole Odine Lab from Odine! Your future mazter, |
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