Dear Squall,

How are you today? I'm doing just fine, thank you for asking. (Not that you ever do, but whatever.)

I woke up this morning after just avoiding getting punished for that little poison debacle, when this weird sensation suddenly came over me. When I left my dormitory this morning, I realized what it was. All of a sudden, I LOVE EVERYBODY! Everybody around me is so very, very HOT! I'm soooooooo attracted to everyone in school for some reason, and I don't know why! Xu has a hot ass, Nida has smoking abs, and even Headmaster Cid seems pretty fly (for an old guy)!

I didn't know what was going on, so I went to Dr. Kadowaki to find out (and she's so incredibly GORGEOUS!). According to her, the whole Garden and the entire city of Balamb have been infected by it, and now, everyone's in love with everyone else, all thanks to, apparently, Mayor Dobe's wife, Flo, who apparently got it spread around after stealing it in an attempt to make Zell fall in love with her. SHE WAS TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN!

Make no mistake. As hot as everyone else is, my main goal is still making Zell MINE! And I decided I wasn't going to rest until I do just that! So I left the infirmary and came back to my dormitory. Well, after I had sex with ALL of my HOT Trepies who got way too close to me on my way back to the dorm, that is. (You know that schoolwide infection also resulted in an orgy?!) I'm here now, grabbing some knives. After all, I've got Zell's tramp AND Flo to contend with now!

I'll talk to you again after I've taken care of them both. Maybe I'll come by and you and I could also . . . you know . . . you stud.

Love,
~Quistis