Squall.

I love you, man. Not in the way that everybody loves everybody now, but in the two straight guys relationship where one guy gets the other a lot of pusLOVE

Gah, sorry. Fujin is here, ya know? And wants you to know she loves you. She busted my delete key and backspace key, and I'll try to type correctly, ya know? Sure is hard with Fujin all up on pheromones.  I can't keep her away from my throbbing coGROUNDED

Right right. Back to what I was sayin' before, I love you, man. We both decided that since you never ungrounded us, we'll just stick it out in the room here. With only the occasional peeks outside to like get food, ya know? I need to keep hydrated with Fujin always sucMOUTHFUL

Look, Squall. Thanks for helpin' me out and all, but I'm fine now, ya know? Thanks for all the help, but stop pryin' so much, ya know? I think you're tryin' to get too much informatSEMEN

I've gotta go. Fujin won't stay under the desk, ya know? She's a crazy bitcDIRTY WHORE

What we do is our business, ya know? Stop always with the asking for information about our sex lives. I mean, not asking, but you know. Like you always do. Being all quiet and stuff, ya know? If you wanna know about us, then come down here and see what's happening for yourselTHREESOME

Bye.
RaijinFUJIN