Sup, Squall?

I know I keep saying this, but the ladies here are fine like china...which brings me to Xu. She is supa-fly, man! Gotta tell ya. Anyway, enough about my love life, how about that of my fellow classmates? As I'm sure you know, with a guy to girl ratio of approximately 2 to 3 at Balamb, there are many couples and many swaps, which brings me to my point: you should monitor that guy in room 213---I think he's a lothario. Furthermore, I think there should be some sorta time limit for making out in the training forest: I could give you a list of people who have violated this rule that you should institute immediately, not to mention a list of those who've had sex in the garage, which, I think, should be outlawed completely. Anyone who feels like having a good time should know that good ol' TeMar is always 'in the house', and it's a hell of a lot more sanitary. Anyway, I gotta go. That teacher here who secretly runs the Olyve Garden in Esthar (you know the guy I'm talkin' bout) gave me HOMEWORK. Jeez. Still better than Galbadia, which reminds me, I had to explain to a couple of people why my experiences there cause me to be uneasy with the words/phrases 'copulation', 'flagpole', 'ritualistic invocation', 'raccoon heart', and 'apple'...ugh, such experiences (cults never fail to freak me out)...anyway, thank god I'm here.

~TeMar