Squall.

I was just in the infirmary (Yeah...I fell from a ladder outside the dorms...long story short, it was worth it ), and I heard Dr. K sayin' somethin' about going to Galbadia to 'see and marry "Big O"!' There are two very wrong things about this. One: Dr. K's gotta be here for when I get injured while girl-chasing (They all just Have to be angry SeeDs when I'm lookin' at them, don't they?). Two: Big O's going to be in Galbadia! I dig the Big O scene for the chicks (that's an understatement), but seriously...do you know what'll happen when he hits Galbadia three days after he hits here? He'll have the admiration and following of a school-sized cult, which will rabidly adhere to him, and if he doesn't, he'll make some new hit about the Galbadia cult and unwittingly spread the clutches of the "brothers and sisters of the yasmine" beyond the walls of that garden. You know what kind of chaos'll happen then? Think The Sorceress Wars, dude. Well, hopefully things'll turn out alright, but in this crazy world...? Gotta hand it to his tour manager (if that happens to be Big O himself, I'll be floored), he's a marketing genius! Big O's gonna be so rich after this tour that he'll be able to make all the 'snailizard's (or whatever they're called) he wants. I tell you Squall...I don't have the greatest feeling 'bout this. Ooh! Gotta run--hottie at two o'clock!

~TeMar