Mr. Leonhart,

My crack team of crack-snorting investigators has not discovered one trace of you in Trabia Garden, leading me to believe that you may IN FACT be dead. We're going to do a sweep-through at Balamb Garden as well, so if you're in your office, be sure to flag our team down. Think of the fiasco that would happen if we reported you dead when, in fact, you weren't? Bad news, my friend. Let's leave it at that. Please respond before Sunday Night, Primetime, or expect a lot of confused emails from those who know you to be alive and well.

Sincerely,
~Ros.