Squallllllllly!

All the girls (and most of the guys) are incredibly excited...for Big O! In their words, "He'z coming to ze Galbadiaz!" Rumor has it, he's making a special song just for us! We've already made one for him...you'll never guess how it goes. Ok, I know you want to know what it is, so I'll give you the lyrics: "Big O--(Yeah!), Big O--(Yeah!), He--(What!), is--(Is!), So--(He!?), Lovely! (Lovely!)" We're gonna shout it for him and then oil our bodies for an 'erotic moshing extravaganza!', as Martine called it. It's gonna be lovely! You should come to Galbadia Squalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...y, you'd love it here. There's all sorts of dark practices going on, which I'm sure you'd enjoy, since you brood so much. Anyway, on a lighter note, Martine told me that I'm becoming a much better person today. Of course, that was after I only maimed an unattractive prospective for looking at me for too long. Anyway, my thoughts are a bit scattered. I'm so excited for O-WOOT!

-R

P.S. Who'z da man? (Answer next time)