Welcome Squall Leonhart.
From: "Seifer Almasy" < gunbladeprofessional@balambgarden.net >
To: "Squall Leonhart"  < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net >
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Subject: Check the news tomorrow idiot.

Yo loser, I'm outside of cultvi-...I mean, I'm in my room pretending to obey my current restrictions...and I'm getting ready...for watching TV. Yeah, that's it. Anyway loser, I'm gonna go be the valiant one again, so if you wanna see how much you suck, turn on the news tomorrow. At least someone'll finally do something about this damn cul-...cable reception. You'd think it would be halfway decent out here, but no. Anyway, since you haven't been with Rinoa for a while, I thought you'd like to look at some more porn. Don't worry, this stuff ain't got a virus. Enjoy.

Burn in hell,
~Seifer