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"Selphie Tilmitt" <
trainhawttieselphie@trabiagarden.net > |
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Fisticuffs! |
Squall Squall Squall! Ohmigod!
You would NOT believe our roadtrip! It was SO fun! I mean, we're
roadtripping in a VAN to see Odine! What could be better!? Nothing at all,
that's what! So it's me and some of my friends. Let's see, you of course
know Irvy. He's there. Then my other friends, I umm, I can't really
remember their names. My one friend has huge boobies. Another just LOVES
horses. Then there's the somewhat ugly girl, but she's not ugly ugly.
I'd still explore my sexuality with her. Oh, then there's my last friend
who absolutely hates Irvy. She's such a bitch to him! It's so
funny! :D The group and I took a van all the way from Esthar to Balamb,
only requiring slight train assistance. One part we pretended to be a
train because we drove on the rails! We girls loved it, but I'm pretty
sure Irvy didn't. I drove a teeny bit, but when I started falling asleep
at the wheel my friend with the big boobies took over driving. But I
haven't even gotten to the best part! We're gonna see Big O at Balamb! You
can come too with minimal effort! All you have to do is sit there and be
visible. We'll come find you and carry you the whole way there so you can
be exposed to his sexy hotness! Everybody loves Odine! I don't have
a single e-mail in my inbox that doesn't mention him in a positive
fashion! Except for Irvy. Sometimes I get the impression that he doesn't
like Big O. But it's hard to tell. He does kind of smell like Odine
now that he hasn't showered in a few days! Well I gotta run! We're
pitching our tent to camp out for the frontest of the front row seats.
Love you, Squally! I'll drag you away from your computer soon! Irvy says
"Hi!" or something.... I think he said "Don't bother saying
anything, I already sent him an e-mail, wait, are you typing what I'm
saying right now?" but I interpret that as "Hi." Bye!
Love,
Selphie the Great!
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