Squall!

You should totally come to Trabia. It's great here. Instead of repairing all the walls and things, we took a bunch of giant blankets, tie-dyed them, and have this HUGE tent city. We focused all our attention on rebuilding the stage, and now? We're gonna have the biggest music revolution the world has ever seen! The massive musical talent. The disgusting food. The former villains turned security. It'll be great!

Some of the guys here are skeptical. They're like "We should actually rebuild!" and "We shouldn't use The Island Closest to Hell's Angels" for security" and stuff. They're crazy. This'll be the biggest thing since the person was invented. And YOU should get off your lazy ass and come see it!

And if it's enough of a motivation, then you should probably know that we here at Trabia are adapting a new way of life. A way of life that does not require the social constraint known as clothing. Clothes were invented to hide our appearances that Mother Earth gave us. We are all beautiful, not our clothes. Clothes just separate us. Some choose to be clothed. Some choose not to. I choose to go halfway. I mean, it's freakin' cold up here! Some people are nuts! I just take my panties off. No warmth lost there.

So come on, Squally! Rockin' music, half-naked people (I'd say women to excite you more, but there tend to be more male nudists...), and TENTS! Everything a man or woman could want from their Earth Mother (also known as Mother Earth). Join us!

Come!
~Selphie