Welcome Squall Leonhart.
From: "Squall Leonhart"  < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net >
To: Everybody
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Subject: Leave me alone

Leave me alone. Stop sending me all these stupid e-mails. I don't use a computer and I don't care about your stupid little problems. I'm trying to sleep and I can't figure out how to make it stop saying "You've got mail!" so just stop sending them to me. 

I don't care about Big O. I don't care who joined a cult. I don't care about a giant epidemic about hormones or pheromones or whatever. I don't care if Esthar is dying of the plague. I don't care about Deling Parades. I don't care about loving the planet. I don't care if you and your wife are having problems. I don't care if you have erectile dysfunction or if your girlfriend is being abused. I don't care about your online role-playing games or if you're pregnant or not. I don't care about whatever the HELL a cachicken is! I don't care I don't care I don't care! Just stop e-mailing me!

Best,
Squall