Hey Squall? I've got a problem.

It's like this. I went to visit my girlfriend at the library, and things went beautifully. You wouldn't believe it, man. I was scoring points like nobody's business. I brought her a rose and she was like "You're so sweet!" but that was only the beginning. I came back later and brought her a homemade lunch (she totally loves bananas, so I made her a peanut butter and banana sandwich) and she ate every last eatable bite (I didn't notice a corner of the bread was all green and moldy, but she's so great that she just ate around it and threw the rest out). OH, and I brought her that, only to find out she already BOUGHT her lunch in the cafeteria, but she said she'd rather have my moldy sandwich, so she gave me her hot dog!

It was so great. And with Seifer's posse locked up (we'll discuss how Seifer isn't in his room and how I know in person...) I'm just having a BLAST. So I brought her and her one rose to my room, and opened the door and booya!!! I had like four dozen red roses waiting for her. Well, three dozen and one bunch of eleven, so I told her to put her one back in there. She loved the roses thing. I'm such a stud! Irvine helped me think up the roses plan. He's a genius. But I wish he was here to help me move the roses back to her room afterwards. I nearly dropped one of the vases...

So onto the problem. We were having this SUPER night, when all the sudden there's a knock at my door. so I toss my shirt back on (none of your business) and answer it, only to find this love letter on my doorstep. So my girl is like "who is it, lover-snuggle-huggles?" (don't ask) and I turn this shade of RED I didn't even know EXISTED. So I couldn't figure out how to hide this from her, but I tried my damnedest. First I tried the "it's nothing" attempt, but she didn't buy it. Then I tried the "the little mute kid that makes no noise needed to ask me a question in sign language, which I answered then he silently left" thing, but she knew I didn't know sign language, so she saw through that. Finally I spilled the beans and said I had a secret admirer apparently. So then what happens? She gets mad at ME! She's like "Is that all!? Why were you trying to hide it? Is it really a secret admirer or are you trying to cover up some affair? Even I have a secret admirer but I don't try to hide it! What's with you? All these flowers and bringing me lunch... You're trying to make up for something you did, aren't you? I hate you, Zell Dincht.... I can't believe I let you eat my weiner..."

I know that's all very specific, but I remember the whole event like, vividly. So the rest of the evening was just bringing her flowers to her place (she said I had to carry them all myself if I EVER wanted to be forgiven). But I don't know what to do, man... Women, ya know? I love her, but she can completely flip out over something I didn't even DO. I guess you wouldn't know though. You've got Rinoa, and she's not the typical girl. She's actually sane. Must be nice.... Any advice you have would be great, though.

Thanks loads, man,
Zell "PWed" Dincht.